9 important phases all men should know

[Luna Tique]

#1 FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they know they are right and man need to be smart and end the conversation

#2 FIVE MINUTES: If getting dressed this means about 1/2 hour. 5 min ONLY = 5 minutes if a man is doing something & you need his help.

#3 NOTHING: this is the calm before the storm, It mean something and men should be on your toes, Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end with "fine"

#4 GO AHEAD: This a a dare, not permission To be safe Don't do it!

#5. LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men, A loud sigh means we are thinkng you are acting like an idiot & wondering why we are wasting our time standing here arguing about nothing ( refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)

#6 THAT'S OK: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

#7 THANKS A woman is truely thanking you , do not question this Just say you're welcome ( need to add a clause here This is true unless she says Thanks a lot -Thanks is pure sarcasm and she is not thatnking you at all So not say you 're welcome That will bring on a WHATEVER

#8 WHATEVER: Is a woman's way of saying Frak You!

#9 DON"T WORRY ABOUT IT,I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking " What's wrong?" For the womans response refer to #3

[Unforgiven]

I have known about these for years and have them all mastered!

[KansasKawboy]

I've been mastering them for 30 years, had lots of practice.

[Inky]

Can't believe how true they are!

[belladonna]

Nothing, more dangerous than a man thinking they have "mastered" these phrases. :decisions: And we have so many more. . . how about "you don't have to" -- that means you do have to, and it better be now.

[Merzidotes]

Nothing, more dangerous than a man thinking they have "mastered" these phrases. :decisions: And we have so many more. . . how about "you don't have to" -- that means you do have to, and it better be now.

:rofl:

true that!

[Unforgiven]

Well, let's examine these and show you how a man that has mastered this silly exhibition of power would handle each situation, shall we? Warning: If you aren't experienced in handling such matters, you may wake up with a knife in your chest.

1 FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they know they are right and man need to be smart and end the conversation

Woman: blah blah blah FINE!
Expert Man: Damn right it's FINE!

#2 FIVE MINUTES: If getting dressed this means about 1/2 hour. 5 min ONLY = 5 minutes if a man is doing something & you need his help.

Woman: I'm be ready in 5 minutes
Expert Man: I'll go change the oil in the car while you are finishing up.

#3 NOTHING: this is the calm before the storm, It mean something and men should be on your toes, Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end with "fine"

Woman: Oh, NOTHING!
Expert Man: Well good then. I thought I was going to have to set you straight . . . again.

#4 GO AHEAD: This a a dare, not permission To be safe Don't do it!

Woman: Well, GO AHEAD!
Expert Man: I WILL!

#5. LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men, A loud sigh means we are thinkng you are acting like an idiot & wondering why we are wasting our time standing here arguing about nothing ( refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)

Woman: 'loud sigh'
Expert Man: You got something to say?

#6 THAT'S OK: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Woman That's Ok
Expert Man: I'm glad you finally realized that

#7 THANKS A woman is truely thanking you , do not question this Just say you're welcome ( need to add a clause here This is true unless she says Thanks a lot -Thanks is pure sarcasm and she is not thatnking you at all So not say you 're welcome That will bring on a WHATEVER

Woman: THANKS
Expert Man: Don't mention it.

#8 WHATEVER: Is a woman's way of saying Frak You!

Woman: WHATEVER:
Expert Man: Up yours!

#9 DON"T WORRY ABOUT IT,I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking " What's wrong?" For the womans response refer to #3

Woman: Don't worry about it, I got it
Expert man: Well if you got it, why in hell do you keep asking me to do it.

SEE? Nothing to it!

[Unforgiven]

HEY BABY! I DIDN'T WRITE ALL THAT. IT'S WINGNUT HACKING MY ACCOUNT AND TRYING TO GET ME IN TROUBLE. YOU KNOW I WOULD NEVER SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT! I LOVE YOU!!!

:worthy::worthy::worthy: :angel::angel: :hug2::hug2:

[Inky]

Wow, did you get an uber coffee or something?:rofl: sheesh, pretty big words there Unforgiven. Hey, did you happen to see Dakar's tattoo?:roflmao:

[msyzf2u]

Well, let's examine these and show you how a man that has mastered this silly exhibition of power would handle each situation, shall we? Warning: If you aren't experienced in handling such matters, you may wake up with a knife in your chest.

1 FINE:
Woman: blah blah blah FINE!
Expert Man: Damn right it's FINE!

#2 FIVE MINUTES:
Woman: I'm be ready in 5 minutes
Expert Man: I'll go change the oil in the car while you are finishing up.

#3 NOTHING:
Woman: Oh, NOTHING!
Expert Man: Well good then. I thought I was going to have to set you straight . . . again.

#4 GO AHEAD:
Woman: Well, GO AHEAD!
Expert Man: I WILL!

#5. LOUD SIGH:
Woman: 'loud sigh'
Expert Man: You got something to say?

#6 THAT'S OK:
Woman That's Ok
Expert Man: I'm glad you finally realized that

#7 THANKS
Woman: THANKS
Expert Man: Don't mention it.

#8 WHATEVER:
Woman: WHATEVER:
Expert Man: Up yours!

#9 DON"T WORRY ABOUT IT,I GOT IT:
Woman: Don't worry about it, I got it
Expert man: Well if you got it, why in hell do you keep asking me to do it.

SEE? Nothing to it!




Knife, pffffft.....

those responses should be worried about a hatchet in the forehead.....

:devilsmile: :devillaugh: :evil: :decisions: :hiding:

[sweptwingnut]

You two are cracking me up!!! :rofl:

[Luna Tique]

:rofl::rofl:

[Maleficent]

Well, let's examine these and show you how a man that has mastered this silly exhibition of power would handle each situation, shall we? Warning: If you aren't experienced in handling such matters, you may wake up with a knife in your chest.

1 FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they know they are right and man need to be smart and end the conversation

Woman: blah blah blah FINE!
Expert Man: Damn right it's FINE!

#2 FIVE MINUTES: If getting dressed this means about 1/2 hour. 5 min ONLY = 5 minutes if a man is doing something & you need his help.

Woman: I'm be ready in 5 minutes
Expert Man: I'll go change the oil in the car while you are finishing up.

#3 NOTHING: this is the calm before the storm, It mean something and men should be on your toes, Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end with "fine"

Woman: Oh, NOTHING!
Expert Man: Well good then. I thought I was going to have to set you straight . . . again.

#4 GO AHEAD: This a a dare, not permission To be safe Don't do it!

Woman: Well, GO AHEAD!
Expert Man: I WILL!

#5. LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men, A loud sigh means we are thinkng you are acting like an idiot & wondering why we are wasting our time standing here arguing about nothing ( refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)

Woman: 'loud sigh'
Expert Man: You got something to say?

#6 THAT'S OK: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Woman That's Ok
Expert Man: I'm glad you finally realized that

#7 THANKS A woman is truely thanking you , do not question this Just say you're welcome ( need to add a clause here This is true unless she says Thanks a lot -Thanks is pure sarcasm and she is not thatnking you at all So not say you 're welcome That will bring on a WHATEVER

Woman: THANKS
Expert Man: Don't mention it.

#8 WHATEVER: Is a woman's way of saying Frak You!

Woman: WHATEVER:
Expert Man: Up yours!

#9 DON"T WORRY ABOUT IT,I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking " What's wrong?" For the womans response refer to #3

Woman: Don't worry about it, I got it
Expert man: Well if you got it, why in hell do you keep asking me to do it.

SEE? Nothing to it!


:omg: I just saw this!!!

Now quit talking smack and go make me a sammich!!!

[indianscout]

If a man says something and there is no one around to hear him, is he still wrong??:lol:


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[belladonna]

yes

[indianscout]

Geesh Belladonna, you could have at least hesitated abit before you answered that!!:lol:


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[belladonna]

But, its a no-brainer.
:D:

[KansasKawboy]

I said something right once.

[waterlilly]

HEY BABY! I DIDN'T WRITE ALL THAT. IT'S WINGNUT HACKING MY ACCOUNT AND TRYING TO GET ME IN TROUBLE. YOU KNOW I WOULD NEVER SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT! I LOVE YOU!!!

:worthy::worthy::worthy: :angel::angel: :hug2::hug2:


:rofl: She has got you now, and plenty of TWF to back her up.



My phrase of polital correctness is still "FOCUS"

[indianscout]

I said something right once.


Did you have a witness........was it male or female???? We both know if it was female it didn't count........:lol:


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[KansasKawboy]

Did you have a witness........was it male or female???? We both know if it was female it didn't count........:lol:


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A whole church full of witnesses.

[indianscout]

A whole church full of witnesses.


I stand corrected....:redface1:



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[KansasKawboy]

But this was 30 years ago. :D:

[indianscout]

Maybe, but your still one up on me!


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[ridingAK]

But this was 30 years ago. :D:

You've said something right every time you've agreed for the past 30 years... :lol:

[Luna Tique]

I just came across this and felt it needed to be included in this thread

VIDEO (http://www.flixxy.com/9-phrases-women-use.htm)of the 9 phrases

[ridingAK]

Neat addition to the thread. Thanks.

[sweptwingnut]

Hilarious Vid LT! Now if I could just get the teens to transition from "whatever" to "fine".....:lol: I don't think they have reached the mental capacity for a break through to "thanks" just yet.

But we are working on it. :thumbsup: