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Unforgiven
08-21-2008, 11:50 AM
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a
mistress are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their
men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a
mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: "The other night when my boyfriend
came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a
mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then
we made love all night long."

The mistress: "Me too! The other night I met my lover at
his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes
and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had
wild sex all night."

The married woman: "I sent the kids to stay at my
mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing a
leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.

As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,
'What's for dinner, Batman?'

KansasKawboy
08-21-2008, 12:05 PM
They must have been married about 100 years. :D:

ridingAK
08-21-2008, 08:29 PM
:rofl:

Astir
08-21-2008, 08:51 PM
:roflmao:

Luna Tique
08-22-2008, 06:37 AM
:lol:

KCDakar
08-28-2008, 02:59 PM
Ouch!:lol:

2catsandadogsmommy
09-23-2008, 09:45 PM
I know women who tried to spice up their love life and something like this happen.:roflmao: