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indianscout
09-07-2009, 04:53 PM
OK, most of you know that I have older bikes (antique Indian motorcycles) and since there is no dealership available for me, I have to do all of my own maintinance on them. After all the work I have done on these old bikes, one would think that changing the oil would be very simple thing for me to do......that is unless you are having one of thoes days like today. :grump:

Draining the oil from my bike is very easy. I have a quick-connect on the bottom of my oil tank and it is simply a task of attaching the small hose to the connect and draining the old oil into a 5 gallon bucket, clean and simple just the way I like it. Not wanting to wait around, I took off to milti-task only to return later to find that I had forgotten to put the other end of the hose into the bucket! :mgbanghead: Two rolls of paper towels and a half a bag of floor dry later, I had things back under controle.....or so I thought. I use a small TV tray to catch the oil I drain out of the primary and it works wonderfully....unless you step on the edge of the tray where as it promptly coats your leg and shoe with used oil!! :eek: Oh-well, at least I had some floor dry still on the floor. I propped up the tray on the edge of the bucket to drain off what ever oil was left. But since the bucket was almost full, I had to use my toolbox to prevent it from falling over. I managed to put oil into the bike without any miss-hap but Murpy's Law will tell you that if anything can go wrong, it will. Dropping a wrench into an almost full bucket of oil result in soaking the rest of my pants!! :gaah: Now the last thing I wanted to do was to reach into this nasty bucket of oil but I couldn't fish out the wrench with a piece of wire. Note; before doing this, one should ALWAYS have had a shop rag or some paper towels handy before-hand! :mgbanghead: Ever try to reach something with your foot wile your hands are full.....doesn't always work does it? So with oil up to my elbow, I decided it was just better to walk over and grab the towels. Dripping used oil on the floor wasn't so bad, but when I reached down to pick up the towels with my clean hand, I raised up my oil soaked arm. That's when the oil stopped dripping on the floor and raced down my arm and into my arm pit.:nono: I was ready to throw the wrench across the shop but that it would be counter productive and didn't need to give Murphy any more amunition. So now instead of a afternoon ride, I think I'll take a nap. :badday:



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msyzf2u
09-07-2009, 05:54 PM
alright... first thing i did was check to see if this was in the humor section....

I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. :rofl: Oh my goodness! :worthy: This story is awesome, and goes right to the top if the heap under 'Classic's"

I hope you have a nice nap, and thank you so much for sharing.....:rofl:

still giggling..... :roflmao:

I think you need a hug..... giggle.....:hug2:



:lol:

ridingAK
09-07-2009, 07:34 PM
:rofl::rofl:
:hug2:
:roflmao:

Luna Tique
09-07-2009, 08:12 PM
:omg: :lol::lol::lol: Classic :Owned: by Murphy's Law :rofl::rofl:

:slaphead: Is :sorry: :shrug:

I think a nap is the safeset place for you :hug2:

Oh by the way

:needpics:

:hiding:

Moondance
09-07-2009, 08:13 PM
:rofl::rofl:
:hug2:
:roflmao:

ditto

KansasKawboy
09-07-2009, 08:34 PM
The only thing that would have been worse is if you were doing this in msyzf2u's garage. :hiding:





Long magnets are good for fishing wrenchs out of oil pans.

indianscout
09-07-2009, 09:12 PM
I wasn't sure just where to post this one, garage or humor. Good to know that I can still laugh at myself once in a wile and I am willing to share my missfortunes with everyone. We all seem to have a day or two like this one. Thought perhaps everyone could learn a little from my little adventure.......or at least get a good laugh out of it!

I did get my nap in but had to fight the dog for couch space and almost came in 2nd on that one too! At times it is difficult to tell who is the master and who is the pet in this house. But there would have been no way I could curl up in his bed and not have to see a chiropractor tomarrow AM.

Yes, I agree that this mess would have looked much better (to me at least) if it would have been in someone else's garage.......but it wasn't. At least my garage floor won't rust any time soon!! I had thought of the magnet as I have one that would have worked....but didn't think of it untill I had a good hold on the wrench! Senior moment perhaps?? The oil bucket is now on the other side of the garage but I still run the risk of spilling the tray before I get to it. Solution, buy another bag or two of floor dry!

I'm laughing about it now as I do see the humor in it. But there would have been NO WAY that I could have taken pictures for you LT........with my kind of luck today I would have dropped the camera in the bucket instead of the wrench!!:eek: Don't know if the magnet would have worked then, or would it?!?!:chin: Not going to find out if I can help it, someone else can try it and let me know how it goes for you. :lol: My grandfather used to tell me that I was the kind of guy who could fall into a barrel of tit's and come out sucking my thumb! (Sorry about the language but that was his exact quote) Yes, I think my grandfather knew just what kind of luck I have!


Thanks for the hugs too everyone, it does help........giggle....:hug2:




:shrug:

KansasKawboy
09-07-2009, 10:00 PM
This is what her garage looks like.

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j282/sherylmack/garage/IMG_5688-1-1.jpg

Calif Girl
09-07-2009, 10:11 PM
Thank goodness, I thought that type of stuff only happenned to me.....

indianscout
09-07-2009, 11:08 PM
This is what her garage looks like.

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j282/sherylmack/garage/IMG_5688-1-1.jpg



Not after I got done with it!!:roflmao: Imagine the floor and about the lower 3 feet of the walls soaked in used oil.........oh, and me doing snow angles in the middle of it all! :rofl::rofl:



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KCDakar
09-07-2009, 11:27 PM
Not after I got done with it!!:roflmao: Imagine the floor and about the lower 3 feet of the walls soaked in used oil.........oh, and me doing snow angles in the middle of it all! :rofl::rofl:

:slaphead: Clean up in aisle three...:rofl:

indianscout
09-08-2009, 12:01 AM
:slaphead: Clean up in aisle three...:rofl:



........and four......




:rofl:

Pawprint2104
09-08-2009, 12:24 AM
OMG! OMG! Breathe, air...Breathe! OMG! http://www.pashnit.com/forum/images/smilies/laughing-on-ground.gif:roflmao: :lol:

OMG, medic! :rofl: :D:

msyzf2u
09-08-2009, 12:51 AM
:rofl:

KansasKawboy
09-08-2009, 12:54 AM
One reason I retired for wrenching for a living was we got some new International trucks and the oil filter was on the right rear of the engine in a tight spot. You had to unscrew it and lower it down. When you loosened it oil would flow down the sides and it would always slip out of your hand and fall into the pan of oil and splash it everywhere. This was a diesal truck and thier oil is very black and sooty and the filter was about 18" long and held 5 or 6 qts. of oil and the pan it fell into had 6 or 7 gallons of oil in it. I always made sure we had lots of oil dry on hand when I did those trucks.

Astir
09-08-2009, 08:32 PM
:hug2:thanks for sharing IS! I really needed that. :rofl:

msyzf2u
09-09-2009, 02:29 AM
:thankyou:




:iagree: .... giggle..... that was :worthy: AWESOME! :fridayparty:




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