KCDakar
11-05-2006, 01:41 AM
Tongue Placed Firmly In Cheek
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifFlatulence is nature's contribution to humour.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifGrowing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifWhenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gif"It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin."
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifBe nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifThe Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover is The Location Of The Dirt Bag. (apologies to any Harley owners out there).
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifIs it true that on a Harley the bike moves up and down and the pistons stay still :-)
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifAll of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifOnly in Britain ... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifIf it can't be fixed by Gaffer tape or WD40, it's a female issue.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifA two man pup tent does not include two men or a pup.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifLint from your navel makes a handy fire starter. Warning: Remove lint from naval before applying match.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifWhen using a public campsite, a Tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifAcupuncture was invented by a camper who found a porcupine in his sleeping bag.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifGet even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favourite stump apart and eating all the ants.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifModern rain suits made of fabrics that 'breathe' enable campers to stay dry in a downpour. Rain suits that sneeze, cough and belch however, have been proven to add absolutely nothing to the wilderness experience.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifYou can duplicate the warmth of a down filled bedroll by climbing into a bin bag with several geese. Do not substitute for sheep whilst camping in Wales.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifNever, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifAlways wear a long sleeved shirt. It gives you something to wipe your nose on.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifAlways wear a long-sleeved shirt. It gives you something to wipe your nose on.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifDon't squat with your spurs on.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifThe best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight boots.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifSymptoms of stress, are
eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifThe journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken starter motor and a flat tyre.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifThe darkest hours come just before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk and newspaper, that's the time to do it.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifI love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifA balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifWhere do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifAn apple a day keeps the doctor away. An onion a day should take care of everyone else.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifFlatulence is nature's contribution to humour.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifGrowing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifWhenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gif"It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin."
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifBe nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifThe Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover is The Location Of The Dirt Bag. (apologies to any Harley owners out there).
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifIs it true that on a Harley the bike moves up and down and the pistons stay still :-)
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifAll of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifOnly in Britain ... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifIf it can't be fixed by Gaffer tape or WD40, it's a female issue.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifA two man pup tent does not include two men or a pup.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifLint from your navel makes a handy fire starter. Warning: Remove lint from naval before applying match.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifWhen using a public campsite, a Tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifAcupuncture was invented by a camper who found a porcupine in his sleeping bag.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifGet even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favourite stump apart and eating all the ants.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifModern rain suits made of fabrics that 'breathe' enable campers to stay dry in a downpour. Rain suits that sneeze, cough and belch however, have been proven to add absolutely nothing to the wilderness experience.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifYou can duplicate the warmth of a down filled bedroll by climbing into a bin bag with several geese. Do not substitute for sheep whilst camping in Wales.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifNever, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifAlways wear a long sleeved shirt. It gives you something to wipe your nose on.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifAlways wear a long-sleeved shirt. It gives you something to wipe your nose on.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifDon't squat with your spurs on.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifThe best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight boots.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifSymptoms of stress, are
eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifThe journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken starter motor and a flat tyre.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifThe darkest hours come just before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk and newspaper, that's the time to do it.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifI love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifA balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifWhere do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
http://www.bmw-club.org.uk/~midland/_themes/bmw-club-archive/bluelogo2.gifAn apple a day keeps the doctor away. An onion a day should take care of everyone else.