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drankin
09-20-2011, 11:05 AM
Important Things I Learned My First Summer Riding

These are in no particular order and things you people who have been riding awhile probably already know but things that came as somewhat of a surprise to a newbie rider.
Some of these things other people here have mentioned and I used them because they held so true for me.

Look where you want to go, the motorcycle tends to go where you are looking so keep your eyes on the road…..I learned this the hard way. Look long enough at what is on the side of the road and you end up there. Beautiful scenery makes it hard to keep your eyes on the road. Most recent example, The Badlands, uugh hard to concentrate on anything but their grandeur.

Assume you are invisible, because to a lot of cagers you are. You might as well be under an invisible cloak. They simply do not see you. Scary but true, especially at intersections.

Ride your own ride………..this proved to be one of the most important things I had to learn and stand firm on. Sometimes it isn’t easy.

Inclines are a bitch to handle when stopped.

If it looks slippery, it probably is.

Learn to swerve, the bike will follow your eyes, so look at the way around, not at the dead skunk you are trying to avoid.

Potty before you leave, bumpy roads and a full bladder are no fun and dang uncomfortable
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It’s not just transportation, its fun, a hobby, a lifestyle, a passion.

$ tend to disappear fast when shopping for the new bike. If you don’t believe me just ask my husband the price of bike bling.

Parking lots are good places to practice those stupid U-turns the DOT insists you know how to do.

People carry dumb stuff in the back of their pickup trucks and it inevitably blows out when I am following them.

Dress for the crash not beach or an elegant night out on the town. Hope for the best and prepare for the worst. Flip flops and a bike just don't work for me.

Rain gear is a must have but you have to put it on for it to do any good.It rained so hard on us and our rain gear was in our saddle bags..........don't even ask.

Wild turkey and deer travel in suicidal packs. I blatantly stole this one, it is hilarious and SO TRUE. There is one town here where the turkey are the main population, I swear.


There are always people watching lame attempts to park the dang bike. It helps to have your own personal cheering section when learning to park. It does not help when people (hubby who shall remain nameless) is standing behind your bike pushing it forward when you are trying to push it backwards.


Bees can sting you when they slam into you at a high rate of speed. At least they have the decency to die after they sting you.

Get your key out of your jeans pocket before putting on chaps, jacket and gloves.

Had to get over my hair, nothing works

From a friend, when getting gas, make sure the kickstand is really down.

Fattening but delicious food is the only food you can eat when traveling on motorcycles.

Sand and gravel is evil works of the devil. Though I am learning how to handle both these impediments to a leisurely ride.

When pulling into a lot to get gas and following hubby it is absolutely mandatory to do twenty five twirlys around the parking lot before landing in front of the gas pump in the name of learning to do uturns.

Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul.

And that, in a nutshell has been my summer on my bike. It felt good to read some of the exact same stuff here and realize there are a lot of given's when learning to ride a bike.

What observations can you add that hold true for most riders?

Dottie Rankin

drankin
09-20-2011, 11:10 AM
Oh one more thing I can add...............we are stopping along the highway to undress has a different meaning when you are a biker and are dressed in layers. Texted that to a friend and they responded........you are getting naked beside the highway? lol, yep

zukilady
09-20-2011, 11:34 AM
When waving to fellow riders, do not lift the hand straight up from the grip...unless you like cracking your knuckles on your mirror.

drankin
09-20-2011, 11:36 AM
hehehe, yea good one.

ImaSoftT
09-20-2011, 03:12 PM
Always kill the engine before releasing the clutch and starting your dismount (if you forget you will still get off the bike, but just not as gracefully).:redface1:

Luna Tique
09-20-2011, 03:20 PM
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:chin: Sorry I don't remember much of my first riding season. I guess the only one that comes to mind from that first year is Exhaust pipes are very hot and they leave a mark for life.:shrug:


But I admire how observant you have been.:D:

ridingAK
09-20-2011, 04:53 PM
The single event I remember most about my first riding season is the day I rode to our mailbox, got the mail, rode back down to the house and tried to get off the bike. There was a light layer of ice on the concrete slab in front of the garage. When I put my foot down, my foot went one way and the bike went the other. Fortunately I was young and the forced splits were only momentarily painful. Moral of the story...

Avoid ice whenever possible.

Lady of the NightHawk
09-20-2011, 05:06 PM
:eek: rAK ouch!!!

My first year of riding (I should say my first full year of riding) was learning that YES gravel is the work of the Devil! My first 500 feet of driveway is nothing but gravel and on a hill to boot! Found out that front brake and gravel do not mix well at all!

phoenix63
09-20-2011, 06:53 PM
rAK... Owie! I was never good at the splits anyway.

Mine would be: target fixation... avoid it or you'll wind up in a ditch. 'Nuff said.

zukilady
09-20-2011, 06:59 PM
Youch to the splits and the ditch!

phoenix63
09-20-2011, 07:14 PM
Youch to the splits and the ditch!

Poet and didn't know it... :lol:

zukilady
09-20-2011, 08:13 PM
:rofl:

Here's one, though it's not silly...

If you are not 100% into the ride, you should get off the ride...

calico1062
09-20-2011, 09:05 PM
Loved all that you wrote Dottie. Especially the suicidal packs of turkeys and deer! :lol: This has been my first summer/fall of riding and I'm learning to always expect the unexpected... to always be scanning ahead for EVERYTHING and ANYTHING that might want to mess you up. Also, not let the bad days scare you off the bike. Because the good days are SO, SO worth it. AND I found the site and how awesome is it?:thumbsup:

zukilady
09-20-2011, 09:06 PM
:iagree:

brlchief
09-20-2011, 09:23 PM
Plan your parking before you get into a spot that you can't maneuver out of! Avoid parking on downward slopes! It is tough to back bike uphill.
:gaa:

Flight49
09-20-2011, 11:06 PM
No matter how hard I look where I want to go when turning left, I will not get there by pulling my clutch all the way in. However, it does function as a kind of brake when pulled all the way in :rofl:

Took me two drops to figure that one out :shrug:

gypsyangel
09-21-2011, 07:17 AM
Lol yes, always pay close attention to the camber of the road when stopping and parking.

Also on that note, one I taught my hubby, It's far easier to help me park my bike, then to pick it up off the ground. Being vertically challenged and parking in gravel don't mix._

lecruz
09-23-2011, 06:18 PM
That was great read Drankin! Seems like you learned a TON! Being in my first summer riding season too, I learned a lot of the same things. One you wrote that resonated with me was the first "Look where you want to go." I actually tell myself that in my head when I make u-turns. Helps a lot :D:

The second one was true for me too. People have merged in my lane and totally didn't see me! Scary stuff. We gotta be super defensive riders.

I get excited when riders passing me in the opposite direction stick out their hand as a friendly gesture. I'm not ready yet to let go of the handle :o:

One of the biggest lessons I learned was to triple make sure i was in first gear at a stop light. Too many times I've stalled with cars waiting behind me. Yikes!

drankin
09-24-2011, 09:35 AM
Oh gosh lecruz, learning to make sure you are in first gear at any stop light or stop sign is so important. It took me awhile to learn to do that and to figure out why it is so important but it gives me the means of a quick escape route if necessary too!.


Dottie

ImaSoftT
09-24-2011, 10:06 AM
Getting into 1st gear is the optimal way to start off from a stop sign, but remember the bikes will go from 2nd or even 3rd gear or at least mine will. Just don't panic and give it more gas to prevent stalling, and although it isn't pretty it will get you going.

theotherlara
09-24-2011, 10:40 AM
The single event I remember most about my first riding season is the day I rode to our mailbox, got the mail, rode back down to the house and tried to get off the bike. There was a light layer of ice on the concrete slab in front of the garage. When I put my foot down, my foot went one way and the bike went the other. Fortunately I was young and the forced splits were only momentarily painful. Moral of the story...

Avoid ice whenever possible.

IMAO :roflmao: I could totally just see that in my mind...except me doing it.

Second the kick down while pumping gas...and make sure the spring is good! On my trip back from KC yesterday, I knocked the bike over getting back on, cracking a big chunk out of my windshield.

And so adding, when you fall down or drop the bike, get right back up and (after glancing around to make sure no one saw that), ride off knowing you just gave your bike more 'attitude.' :lol:

ImaSoftT
09-24-2011, 11:13 AM
:lol:

drankin
09-24-2011, 08:52 PM
:roflmao:

opaque_machete
09-24-2011, 11:29 PM
Curbs hurt. Getting on doesn't but the dismount is terrible on a street bike.